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March 24th, 2006

11:52 am:






What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?




You must like to spank or be spanked, because your romance is remeniscent of Secretary. A truly modern love story, it shows that you don't need to be conventional to be normal. You're probably the type that owns a whole lot more leather than what's upholstering your car or sofa. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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November 21st, 2005

09:18 pm: Semantics
SEMANTICS: You are semantics. Be true to your
field, but remember: debating the meaning of
the word
and its use
are equally important.


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Syntax
SYNTAX: You are syntax! You are very analytic, you
enjoy puzzles, and you like inventing problems
for yourself.


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October 15th, 2005

11:44 pm:
<td align="center">You will be famous for taking over a small country



You always see opportunities to get what you want no matter what the cost. You are cut-throat and a capitalist at heart. Let’s hope the country is a tropical paradise and not Iceland.

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October 10th, 2005

10:22 pm: Mwa ha ha...

Your Future Job
Your Name
Age
Gender
Favorite Snack Food
Your Job
Yearly Salary $440,108.95
Your Boss Thinks You deserve a spanking
Your Coworkers Think You're a good punching bag
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July 1st, 2005

10:31 pm:
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:boxy_brwn
Your haiku:with a vengeful
grunt his voice cometh:"you in
some shit now muhfuh
Username:
Created by Grahame


June 10th, 2005

02:16 am: Sometimes I wish I were less boring
In my defense, a lot was on my mind the other night (you know who I'm talking to... you, the only one who ever reads this... yes, I mean YOU). TOp of the list was the fact that the president of the company is (supposedly) coming in Friday or Saturaday, and I got stuck with "finishing touches." This essentailly means that I am supposed to find anything that needs doing (i.e. whatever the other managers don't want to do which is inevitably whatever is the worst task that can be done) and do it. By way of a for instance, I spent a good hour today cleaning the area around the dumpster behind the theater. This sounds better than it was. Let me qualify the task: The trash around the dumpster has been sitting around the dumpster for a good eighteen months undisturbed and includes dead birds, dead mice, live but greasy and mean-tempered birds and bum feces. I bought a shovel for the occasion. At one point I picked up an apparently intact garbage bag with my trusty shovel. The bag fell apart to reveal a sort of compost that had been turned into an ant colony. As I placed the bag into the dumpster, the wind picked up and blew the composted trash all over me. To be honest, though, it was only half compost. The other half was made up of ants. Ants whose home I had just caused to disintigrate. Angry ants. Much burning and itchyness ensued. The testy bird, sensing my discomfort, attacked my face. This was just the start of my day. Looking forward to things like this is what has caused my level of boringness to rise during the past few days. Once again, I apologize, and I promise that I will be less boring in about a week. Feel free to visit again either before or after said point in time.

On the plus side, I love life. Props to you if you get that little exclamation. I know that there's no mark to prove that that was an exclamation, but trust me on this one.

Current Mood: draineddrained

March 31st, 2005

07:46 pm: I do like to commit new forms of crime...

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging out of the mountains, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Malcolm! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to pound you so heinously, it will be a new form of crime!"

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and, just for kicks


What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the plains! It is Mal Mal, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

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March 24th, 2005

09:28 pm: Elemental, dear...
Y...Yttrium
You scored 47 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 78 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!
Yttrium? Yttrium??? You're messing with me, right? That's not a real element. Really? If you say so. Okay... how about: You are really a solitary creature, and you're somewhat set in your ways. You work, consciously or subconsciously, towards the betterment of society, but I guess you do this by befriending it's strangest elements. You're kind of a spaceman/woman, but in the end you're allright. You should try to be with the benign weirdos of the world because, by goodness, no one else will. Oh, it says here that you are abundant on the moon. Interpret as you will.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 76% on Mass

You scored higher than 17% on Electroneg

You scored higher than 95% on Metal

You scored higher than 41% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid


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